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Crazy voice ringtones7/12/2023 ![]() At the tone, please leave your name, number, and target or list of targets, and we’ll launch as soon as we can. We are unable to come to the phone right now. You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility.If you do not respond, this unit will assume incoming, non-urgent. Stand by at the tone to give coordinates and destination of incoming bogey. You just dialed into the North American Air Defense Contract Center.So if you’ll leave a message after the tone, I’ll get back to you as soon as justice is served. To the Batmobile! Let’s go! Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed! Roger, ready to move out! (Theme music from Batman reduce to background.) As you can see, I’m off making Montreal a safer place’ to live.After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence using today’s vocabulary word. This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. ![]() Want to hear how vulnerable your answering machine or voicemail is to being hacked? Listen to our hilarious examples of just how easy it is to weasel our way into your private message in the video below. Here comes the beep, how I hate that beep, it’s so cheery sounding. Just leave your name and number after the beep. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. This is Ron’s answering machine, Marvin, and I’m so depressed. This is no ordinary answering device this is “The Twilight Phone” You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode.Please leave your name and star system and we’ll assimilate you as soon as we can.” “Hi, you have reached the Borg collective.Roses are red booger’s are green please leave your message on this stupid machine.If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape. Now I lay me down to sleep Leave a message at the beep.So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, leave a message, and I’ll get back to thee.Sorry we’re not here to lend an ear, so leave a word and you’ll be heard.We’ll call you back in half the time!!!!! Sorry that we’re not at home.Īnd leave us a message for when we get home. We might be in, we might be out, but leave a message and you might find out!.The roses are molding, the violets are rottenĪnd I might call you back, if I haven’t forgotten ![]() The sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your headīut leave your name, number, and message after the beep The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
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